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Vampires Need Not...Apply?
- An Accidentally Yours Novel
- Narrated by: Helen Wick
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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Publisher's Summary
This is book four in the New York Times and USA Today best-selling Accidentally Yours paranormal romance series.
Meet Dr. Antonio Acero. Heir to Spain's wealthiest family, world-renowned physicist, and dedicated bachelor. While on vacation in southern Mexico, Antonio discovers an ancient Mayan tablet. Local legends say it contains magical properties, properties that could put his stalling research on the map.
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When Antonio attempts to put the tablet to use, he'll discover that Fate has other plans. Her name is Ixtab, and she's quite possibly the deadliest deity who ever lived.
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- Lina Marie
- 11-17-16
It keeps getting better!!!
This series is one of the best I've come across. It has everything. Love, hate, sibling rivalry, pregnancy, and alcoholism. All the drama one would love to hear about in a audible book. The length was perfect. It left off on a cliffhanger, but hey! What good book would tell you a damn good story all in one. It screams to purchase the next one to hear the rest. It's not only a must listen, it's a multiple times listen. The narrator did a awesome job with the multiple accents and her Spanish..... (In the male and female
voice mind you) I have to say went way beyond my expectations. 10 out of 10!
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- Reader2121
- 03-09-15
Another great book!
This is my second favorite book in the series!! I really liked the hero in the book more so than the others! The leading lady was awesome! I loved learning about her role as a God and love the creativity behind it. The romance is smokin hot!!! And the audio narrator Helen Cook is perfection five stars isn't enough!!! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 bravo well done!
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- CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
- 05-28-14
ANOTHER ENJOYABLE & FUN-FILLED ADDITION
Super sexy, handsome, womanising Vampire and Physicist Antonio has found a Mayan magical Tablet that he's trying to activate. Ixtab, the Goddess of Suicide, is drawn to him because he looks exactly like her long dead love who she accidentally killed and also she finds out Antonio can touch her without dying unlike every other being which is a n unexpected plus in her books.
As the good v evil end of the world battle continues they, along with various other quirky loveable characters, get caught up in all the action, suspense and drama. Told from different characters POV (but mainly Antonio and Ixtab) there's witty banter, funny situations, plot twists and a slow building romance as the Prophecy plays out.
Worth a credit? If you have been following this series then YES as it's nearly over…. but don't jump in here if you haven't because you have missed so much.
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- Cornelia
- 03-28-14
Bold, spicy, thrilling and entertaining
Would you consider the audio edition of Vampires Need Not...Apply? to be better than the print version?
I love how Helen Wick reads it, so, yes, I prefer the audio
What was one of the most memorable moments of Vampires Need Not...Apply??
Poor goddess of suicide and her decision to become goddess of happiness
What does Helen Wick bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Humor, extreme sensitivity to Mimi's style of writing
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
All of the above....
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Review of vampires need not apply? By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
As usual I loved it from the first words to the pause, though I want to kill Mimi for leaving me hanging in there, no it's not a cliffhanger, but obviously I can't get enough of this author.
If one asks me, yes get the book!
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- Caroline M
- 01-24-18
Hilarious and addictive
I couldn’t stop myself from laughing out loud! Fantastic once again Mimi! Excellent narration by Helen, really makes the characters come alive.