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A set of naughty ubernaturals, a demon-powered mage, and a wealthy amalgamite playboy who is far more than he seems. This Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department bundle gives you seven full novels and three bonus short stories, all filled with action-packed, hilarious adventure! 

Lieutenant Orion Murphy is facing execution due to a military mistake, but he's offered a deal that will allow him to live. He must go through a physical transformation, take on the new name of Don Harr, and agree to lead a crew of misfits known as Platoon F. Over the course of nine missions, Captain Harr slowly begins to understand what the 'F' in 'Platoon F' truly means. Jump in today and grab nine missions (plus the bonus) that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you're looking for laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F! 

Ian Dex is a genetically engineered cocktail of man, beast, and magic. His heightened senses propelled him to chief of paranormal police in Las Vegas, but it also gave him a ravenous sexual appetite. Snag the first four books in this hilarious, action-packed supernatural thriller series today! Note: These books contain adult themes and language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned. ;)

Why sell your soul when you can rent it? Mark Vedis is an average cop. Average for a mage in the Paranormal Police Department (PPD), anyway. After years of doing the jobs nobody else wanted, his career, and life, seemed to be on hold. Then he met a foul-mouthed demon who filled him with power, turned him into a warlock, and dumped him into a world of wealth and debauchery that was disturbing at best. When an enemy strikes who is far beyond what the cops in the PPD have ever seen, Mark is forced to travel to Thailand and face threats from all sides.

Reese wants to rule the Strip. He's a demon-powered mage with a gang of mutated supernatural goons on his side. Oh, and he dresses like a Chippendales dancer. Ian Dex must stop him. With the fate of the Vegas Strip on the line, Ian and his crew battle vampires, werewolves, and fae. They have to crush the monstrous attacks before the casinos are utterly demolished. Preventing war is never a safe bet. Will the PPD get to Reese in time? Will Las Vegas survive the mayhem? 

Children have gone missing in NYC. Detective Simon Strong takes on what he thinks is a routine case - get proof of a spouse's infidelity. When he digs deeper, he stumbles onto the trail of the missing children, but what he discovers shatters his concepts of reality. Tristan Montague is a mage on the run. Hiding from his sect and banned from the magical societies, he follows a trail of missing children to NYC. Now, together with Simon, they must prevent more abductions and stop those responsible for the disappearances.

This bundle includes audiobooks five to seven in the Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller series. Titles include Swarm of Fire, Curse of Fangs, and Clash of Flames. 

When a dead hellion crashes into his life, Zeke and the Badlands PPD will break all the rules of the City. To find the killer, he’s going to make some powerful enemies who would prefer to see the new dragon chief of the PPD retired…permanently. If Zeke fails, the Badlands will plunge into a civil war. But success will stick a target on his back, and his enemies rarely miss....

A dragon has prepared a deathly surprise for the people living in the Overworld. She needs the soul of a wizard to unleash it, though. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD end up trapped in the Netherworld. Worse, there are three dragons who are intent on eating them. Even worse, they get separated. Ian must traverse the nine levels of hell in order to get back to his team. Each level has its own set of rules that he must remember, and that's not easy when you have hungry dragons on your tail.

Commodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as The SSMC Reluctant. Follow the crew as they outwit a madman, hunt irritated robots, travel to distant galaxies, deal with an inquisition, and face the distant future of their home planet. If you like warped comedy, ridiculous physics, and more innuendo than you can shake a stick at, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s outrageous space adventures.

Captain Harr and his crew of misfits have fallen under the control of the Overseers. They're tasked with stopping worlds from advancing technologically because the Overseers fear that they'll be usurped one day. But when the crew starts to get suspicious about odd goings on, they land on the radar of the most deadly beast of them all.

Playboy Police Chief Ian Dex didn't believe in zombies, until now. An old necromancer has been summoning the dead. His goal is to overrun the world, one city at a time. Too bad he started in Vegas. With the horde of zombies heading in from the old cemeteries, Ian and his crew soon realize they can't handle this threat alone. They need the help of the Vegas community. The problem is how to convince the people to shoot at zombies while not letting them know they're actually shooting zombies! 

An uber werewolf has kidnapped Ian Dex's ex-partner, Rachel Cress. He's using her as bait to lure Ian across the pond. The goal is to challenge Ian to a battle. He wants to prove a werewolf is more powerful than an amalgamite. In order to track down Rachel, Ian must team up with her current London PPD partner. The guy seriously idolizes James Bond. Worse, the cop Ian brought along from Vegas is Harvey, a werebear who fancies himself as being like Sherlock Holmes.

Four amalgamites are searching for their brother, and they're willing to kill the cops in the Las Vegas PPD to get to him. The problem is that there's only supposed to be one amalgamite in existence: Ian Dex. It quickly becomes apparent that four like him could easily overpower his crew, and so he does the only thing he can think of to ensure their safety. He tricks them. But Ian knows the amalgamites will hunt them down unless they're well hidden. Unfortunately, he can only think of one place they'll be safe: Hell.   

A foul-mouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. He's tiny, angry, and full of magic dust. His primary goal is to wreak as much havoc as possible on the tourists and casinos. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD have to track down the little bastard and stop him. The problem is that the pixie can create the most terrifying monsters out of thin air. His creations include Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman, the Swamp Ape, and, worst of all...Barney the dinosaur. They're scary, deadly, and kinda cute. 

When vampire venom mixes with Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex, he gains access to power like he's never known. The problem is that he's becoming too powerful. That makes him a target. The venom is also making him grumpy, demanding, and dark. Unfortunately, Rachel Cress is finding his newfound brooding angst to be rather sexy indeed, and that only makes things worse. Chicks, man. But the vampire has infected more than just Ian Dex. His venom is surging through supernaturals all over the Vegas Strip. An army is brewing.

After breaking away from the Segnal Space Marine Corps, the crew of The SSMC Reluctant is searching for what to do next. Unfortunately, a race of beings who call themselves "The Overseers" already have plans for them. It's one of those deals they can't refuse. Worse, Captain Don Harr quickly learns that his new masters truly want everyone who isn't an Overseer to die. It means no competition...  

Commodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as the SSMC Reluctant. Their first task is to fly the old beast around the planet in celebration of her 50th anniversary. But Harr learns that their true mission is to destroy a nearby Kortnor space station. Worse, it's a suicide mission. The SSMC Reluctant is the hilarious first installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series.

A group of antiquated robots have decided that they've had enough of being treated like second-class citizens. Working together, they take over the sewage plant on Segnal Prime and start pumping the sludge back up into the buildings. Seeing that this is bordering on a terrorist-level attack, Platoon F is sent in to regain control of the situation, but it turns out that the robots have just been doing this as a diversion. Captain Don Harr and his team of misfit androids have to get back to their ship and chase down the robots before they can make their getaway.

Rear Admiral Parfait is on holiday when an archaic space probe returns to Segnal Prime. It has a message for the people of the planet, which seems innocuous enough, but Rear Admiral Conster sees it as an act of war. That means Captain Don Harr is in charge of fighting that war.... Platoon F is put on a long trek to attack the planet that returned the probe. But it's many lifetimes away, and Harr doesn't exactly want to die on the ship during flight.