John Dies at the End
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Book 1
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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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It started off so promisingly........
- By claire b cotts on 06-17-13
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John Dies at the End
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 03-09-11
- Language: English
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Book 2
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
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Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.
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If You're Considering This... Go Ahead!
- By Tracey Rains on 05-29-13
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 10-02-12
- Language: English
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Book 3
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What the Hell Did I Just Read
- A Novel of Cosmic Horror
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they - like you - would be better off not knowing.
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- By Chris Bell on 10-03-17
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What the Hell Did I Just Read
- A Novel of Cosmic Horror
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 10-03-17
- Language: English
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